THE UNFORTUNATES

IT WILL GET WORSE

Tactical incompetence. Artistic chaos. United in misfortune.

Tactical Status

Current field intelligence and team readiness metrics. Situation assessment: typical chaos with occasional moments of competence.

LIVE FEED
SECURITY LEVEL: CLASSIFIED
TEAM STATUS

OPERATIONAL

THREAT LEVEL

85%

COMMS

SECURED

PERIMETER

COMPROMISED

LATEST INTEL

Hostile activity detected in Sector 7
3h ago
Drone battery at 42%
1h ago
Ajax destroyed another door
30m ago
Ceck questioning reality again
5m ago
FIELD STATUS: ACTIVE
3/31/2025 / 1:01:02 AM

Recent Missions

A glimpse into our tactical "successes" and glorious failures, both in the digital and physical realms.

Operation Sandstorm
Airsoft

Operation Sandstorm

Outcome: Partial Success

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MW Tournament
Gaming

MW Tournament

Outcome: Victory

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Operation Nightfall
Airsoft

Operation Nightfall

Outcome: Failure

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