THE UNFORTUNATES
IT WILL GET WORSE
Tactical incompetence. Artistic chaos. United in misfortune.
Tactical Status
Current field intelligence and team readiness metrics. Situation assessment: typical chaos with occasional moments of competence.
LIVE FEED
SECURITY LEVEL: CLASSIFIED
TEAM STATUS
OPERATIONAL
THREAT LEVEL
85%
COMMS
SECURED
PERIMETER
COMPROMISED
LATEST INTEL
Hostile activity detected in Sector 7
3h agoDrone battery at 42%
1h agoAjax destroyed another door
30m agoCeck questioning reality again
5m agoFIELD STATUS: ACTIVE
3/31/2025 / 1:01:02 AM
Recent Missions
A glimpse into our tactical "successes" and glorious failures, both in the digital and physical realms.
Airsoft
Operation Sandstorm
Outcome: Partial Success
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Gaming
MW Tournament
Outcome: Victory
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Airsoft
Operation Nightfall
Outcome: Failure
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