Establish Comms
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Field HQ Location
[REDACTED LOCATION MAP]
DIRECT CHANNELS:
operations@theunfortunates.com
RESPONSE TIME:
3-5 business days (or never, depending on morale)
EMERGENCY BEACON:
Only activate in case of actual emergency or really good memes